Cis, Sabor Aje Le!

Hari nie my wife cakap nk g shoping pakaian anak2

(Not baju melayu tau, but shirts n pants only)

So, a nite b4 dia da goda2 for money!

So, this morning aku hulurkan le RM500

Aku cakap jangan habissskan,

Wife said OK!

Aku tny cukup kan byk tu?

Wife said CUKUPNYE!

Xpelah kalau cmtuh, petang I wanna see the Bals OK?

Wife said OK!

Cam garang aje,kn? Kah3Kah3Kah3

Actually aku xkesah sgt pn sbb tu duit BONUS my sis kasik

(But shhhhh, si 'dia' xtau!)

Balik kerja ptg td, aku tny Bpe banyak habess?

Wife said SIKIT je bang! (Lega dengar)

Tup! Tup! the bals only RM50???

What the ****!

Ape sayang BELIIIII?

(Ala bang, setahun sekali je!)

Abahhhh anda!

Kemeja Along, ntah bape harga pn xtau coz wife da cabuit awal2 lg!

Bukan ke seluar along da byk?

Asyik along je kemeja? kemeja papanya ntk koje  xd?

Ade x jenama yg harga sepasang RM15?

Peh anakku? next time no this brand ok?

Berbulu je aku balance lepas beli Dunhill 5x

Adik yg meniarap pn perlu bgaya ke?

Kalau da bdiri, smart le jugak adik pakai seluar nih!

Kusut je adik pakai kemeja!

Harap2 yg ni boley bg pakai smpai ke ank bongsu k!

This want aku xkesah le..sume mahal2 but y beli this songkok juz RM10.90?

Sepah kata 'barang yg lepas, jangan dikenang'!

(susah kalau pompuan g shoping sndirian)

Nxt time ape2pn, abang nk itut ok?

He3He3He3

Baju melayu xbeli lg, baju melayu along xbeli lg, baju melayu adik xbeli lg! Hish, byk lg xbeli nih!