British English vs Malaysian English | Half Part


Sapa kata our English (means Malaysian) is teruk?
Cuba korang baca kat bawah nih nanti ye!
Our Malaysian English is
Simple, Short, Concise, Straight-to-the-point and effective what!

When Giving A Customers Bad News
British : I'm sorry, sir! But we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians : No Stock!

When Returning A Call
British : Hello, this is Ero. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians : Hello, who call?

When Asking Someone to Make Way
British : Excuse me! I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians : S-kew me!

When Someone Offers to Pay
British : Hey, put your wallet away! This drink on me.
Malaysians : No need lah.

When Asking a Permission
British : Excuse me! But do you think it would be possible for me to enter this door?
Malaysians : (pointing at the door) Can ah?


See, mudah aje kan Malaysian English??? Short-short, easy-easy, senang nak paham oooooo!

p/s :  Lu pikirlah sendiri ye!...Nih part 1 entry | Wa letak 5 contoh je dulu ye!...Wa rajin, Wa additional ok!...

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